Walking around Golden Gate Park at dusk

Right when the sun starts to set, I like to take walks in the park next to my apartment. The trails look so inviting during the day, but when the light falls, walking through the woods of the San Francisco suburbs gives off an eerie vibe that scares the shit out of me. The trees are tall and the grass is as high as my kneecaps. And I KNOW people are living in those little pockets of branches, fallen leaves, and trash.

When you really think about it, living in Golden Gate Park sounds sort of appealing. You'd be roughing it in the great outdoors and "living off the land, man." You would be sticking a huge middle finger to the system that says you have to turn down, pay rent, and get a job. No, not you. You don't fall for that shyt!

So you take your showers in public bathrooms and eat pizza all day. You sit around sleeping on the streets and moving through the park at night. I bet it's possible.

Whoa, there's a guy/gal screaming outside my window right now. SWEET! I bring the crazies with me wherever I go. TL blood in'em.